do not drink the water (Amber)

"I'm great." How could one not be in paradise. Seriously one step outside and you forgot all of your problems, all of your financial worries, and everything was perfect. It was good for the mood. "I just wanted to come by while I had a few minutes and see how things were going."

The truth was he had to sneak over here. Not that he thought that anything would happen to Amber but some of the company that he kept was crazy apparently. He had not seen that coming at all. "So you're getting in good, fitting in well I mean?"

Amber Louise Stephenson

"I am pretty awesome, once I got past that weird teenage phase anyway." Calm always for the most part. Avery's babysitter? Not that bad. "I might," he said. "I mean babies are amazing so that is awesome," he said. "Well I don't suppose she has any reason not to tell you anything," he said as he still looked around. "She say anything else? She's had it a bit just a lot piling on lately but holding up well."

Amber Louise Stephenson

"I like staying busy and that's mostly it. I personally look at it as poly but it is everyone's look in that is allowed." He was good away from his wife so it was okay. "My wife is great and I know but I mean it's still a lot at times but I am not here to talk about me." He had tons and tons of things and he was not going to do that to her. "I think Madison will do well with you here so thank you for coming."

Amber Louise Stephenson

"I figured as much which is why I keep telling the she man to take her on a vacation. Get her off of Ashford for a few days but the she man refuses. I mean I would do it but I literally have my hands full. Maybe you can talk to the she man and get her to take Madison. You're a hot girl, maybe that will intimidate the she man into doing it."

He nodded. "I am and I love my sister." He was just crap at showing it sometimes. "I'm not the best with women despite what it seems like but yes I will talk to the she man I guess about taking Madison back to New York for a breather, that's good right?" He leaned up against the wall. "If the she man won't do it, I can random pick a girl from the harem. I think Madison gets along with all of them for the most part."

Amber Louise Stephenson

All this time of knowing Mallory and he still did not know how to describe her but he was thinking. "She's." This should be easier than it was and yet here he was still drawing blanks but he did want to give it an attempt. "Honestly, you just have to see her to believe her," he said as he laughed because it was all he had.

"Also I want to go on the record and say that I did not tell Madison to take her new job. She is a great tennis instructor, if you want to know the truth your new boss is like Madison's mini boss." Avery was so evil. "She spends a good part of her time with Avery so I mean if anyone is to blame it is the woman in most charge of the island if I understand it correctly." He sighed. "You should be careful too."

Amber Louise Stephenson

"She plans weddings?" It dawned on him he did not really know all that much about Mallory. "I think she is in therapy, I mean it's all good stuff. She tends to be very blunt," he said as he nodded. "Good habit not good to hear," he said and then she was off, offering him food. He was trying to remember good husband code.

First be polite. "I would normally love some food but it is against the rules of good husband code. With you being a single woman, lesbian, bi, pan, it does not matter, it would be in bad conduct of me to have food with you, however I may sit at the table with you as long as my hands remain on the table at all times."

What in the total fudge. Second smile. He smiled and nodded. Thirdly, thanks them for the offer. "It was very nice of you to offer however Amber and the invitation will not go without thanks." He visibly counted to five and he did not feel a small pain anywhere over his body. "You understand right?"

Amber Louise Stephenson