Apr 14, 2023 12:59:06 GMT -5
Post by Doctor Johann Möbius on Apr 14, 2023 12:59:06 GMT -5
Do you feel as if you're stuck in a dead-end job? Do you feel like your career is circling the drain? Do you have medical bills, gambling debts, or just plain cost-of-living problems? Do you feel like your boss doesn't know or respect your worth? Then why not try a new career in the expanding field of villainous minions?! Here at the secret submarine hideout of Doctor Möbius, we offer competitive pay, full health-insurance coverage (including dental and optometry), and cover-stories supplied by our shell corporation (based in Delaware). We do hire convicted felons, and can scrub your record or give you a new identity if you don't wish to re-up your contract! We also offer a compensated education program for our employees or "minions"!
We are looking for people with:
-Improv skills
-Combat experience
-Criminal experience
-A can-do attitude
-A familiarity with scientific disciplines
-A willingness to learn
Please send all inquiries to doctormobiusevilscheme@hotmail.com or fill out a digital application for a company featuring Moby Dick (you'll figure out which one) and check the box labelled "minion" at the top.
Oddities Welcome!
We are looking for people with:
-Improv skills
-Combat experience
-Criminal experience
-A can-do attitude
-A familiarity with scientific disciplines
-A willingness to learn
Please send all inquiries to doctormobiusevilscheme@hotmail.com or fill out a digital application for a company featuring Moby Dick (you'll figure out which one) and check the box labelled "minion" at the top.
Oddities Welcome!
